"Hot in Cleveland" No Glove, No Love (TV Episode 2013) - Betty White as Elka Ostrovsky

Melanie Moretti : All these toys were over at Elka's place.

Elka Ostrovsky : Well, I did a lot of baby-sitting when I was young.

Joy Scroggs : Was it hard pushing a stroller around before the invention of the wheel?
Joy Scroggs : Stupid glue. I can't get this wine-glass out of my hand.

Elka Ostrovsky : Well, that's how you look eighty percent of the day anyway.
[first lines]

Victoria Chase : Well, thank God Wilbur's present arrived from France in time for his birthday. What did you always dream of having when you were a little girl growing up in Poland?

Elka Ostrovsky : Food.

Victoria Chase : But a close second must have been... an eighteenth century beaux arts marionette theater.

Joy Scroggs : Oh no, the instructions are in French.

Elka Ostrovsky : What's French for 'puppets are creepy'?

[Victoria has picked up a puppet]

Elka Ostrovsky : It looks just like you.

Joy Scroggs : There is a resemblance.

Victoria Chase : What? This freakish creature looks nothing like me.

Melanie Moretti : [Melanie enters] Hey, where'd you get the Victoria puppet?
Melanie Moretti : Wow! These toys are really vintage, and kind of inappropriate. Drunken Irish Potato-Head?

Elka Ostrovsky : They had a great slogan. I-rish I was drinkin'.

Betty White: Elka Ostrovsky