Hot in Cleveland (TV Series)
No Glove, No Love (2013)
Wendie Malick: Victoria Chase
Quotes
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Victoria Chase : These English instructions are worse than the French ones. What or who is Allen Wrench? This stupid car has more pieces than the puppet theater. And it needs two D batteries; where are we going to get those?
[Victoria and Elka both look over at Joy]
Joy Scroggs : Fine. I'll take them out of my... personal back massager.
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Victoria Chase : I hate hardware stores.
Joy Scroggs : Me too. It's all just stuff you need; nothing you ever want.
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[first lines]
Victoria Chase : Well, thank God Wilbur's present arrived from France in time for his birthday. What did you always dream of having when you were a little girl growing up in Poland?
Elka Ostrovsky : Food.
Victoria Chase : But a close second must have been... an eighteenth century beaux arts marionette theater.
Joy Scroggs : Oh no, the instructions are in French.
Elka Ostrovsky : What's French for 'puppets are creepy'?
[Victoria has picked up a puppet]
Elka Ostrovsky : It looks just like you.
Joy Scroggs : There is a resemblance.
Victoria Chase : What? This freakish creature looks nothing like me.
Melanie Moretti : [Melanie enters] Hey, where'd you get the Victoria puppet?