The Trip to Italy (2014)

Rob Brydon: Rob

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• Emma : [upon looking at Mount Vesuvius from a ferry]  Do you think it's still active?

  Rob : I like to think so.

• Steve : First class?

  Rob : No, business or upper class virgin

• Rob : You know what would make this perfect now? Michael Bublé. Bit of Bublé. Do you like Bublé? Where do you stand on Michael Bublé?

  Steve : His windpipe?

• [Steve is driving while listening to Alanis Morissette's Hand in My Pocket , lifting his hand to mock high five when the song lyrics are such] 

  Rob : Keep your hands on the wheels.

  Steve : But that's what she'd...

  Rob : She's not driving the car that I'm a passenger in.

  Steve : Yeah, but she's like...

  Rob : Yeah, if she were driving the car, I'd say the same to her, "Alanis love, both hands on the wheel, please."

• Steve : You do know that I'm not a homosexual

  Rob : We are not having a romantic dinner, we are having a stimulating lunch

• Steve : [attractive hotel hostess walks by]  She's got a lovely gait.

  Rob : Probably padlocked.