- Detective Jane Rizzoli: Why is he being such a douche? He should be down here moving his own prisoner
- Dr. Maura Isles: The French claim "douche" originated with them, but it's really an Italian word "doccia". It's a ancient way of conveying water
- Detective Jane Rizzoli: I'm using it to convey contempt
- Dr. Maura Isles: [to the waitress bringing the plates] Thank you
- Detective Jane Rizzoli: [Looking at the food] Thought you said you ordered something good?
- Dr. Maura Isles: This is good
- Detective Jane Rizzoli: It's kale! It's that thing on the salad bar that nobody used to eat, but now it's the cool food
- Dr. Maura Isles: Are you abstaining from coffee tomorrow?
- Detective Jane Rizzoli: No, I'm abstaining from kale!
- Dr. Maura Isles: No, you have a family history of cholesterol. You need to take that test
- Detective Jane Rizzoli: You're very nosy
- Dr. Maura Isles: I'm very concerned
- Detective Jane Rizzoli: Hey, I've got an idea: bother BT!
- Dr. Maura Isles: We haven't progressed to the point where we exchanging genetic DNA family histories yet
- Detective Jane Rizzoli: You've exchanged any DNA yet?
- Dr. Maura Isles: We've been too busy
- Dr. Maura Isles: [Lying under the car] I found it! BT, I found it!
- Detective Jane Rizzoli: [Walks in, seeing Maura roll from under the car] Morning. What time did you get in?
- Dr. Maura Isles: [Whispers] I didn't go home
- Detective Jane Rizzoli: Any luck on the SD card?
- Dr. Maura Isles: Eh, no
- Detective Jane Rizzoli: Any luck with BT?
- Dr. Maura Isles: Ssh!
- Detective Jane Rizzoli: Sorry
- B.T.: [walks in] Sorry, were you talking to me?
- Detective Jane Rizzoli: [On the receiver Maura found] Can you give me an idea of its range?
- [Maura and BT look blank]
- Detective Jane Rizzoli: Please don't tell me you don't like to guess either!
- B.T.: Yeah, actually I do hate to guess
- Detective Jane Rizzoli: Well, I won't hold it against you, ask her
- [Maura reluctantly agrees]
- Barry Frost: Why do we sneak in when we already have a search warrant?
- Detective Jane Rizzoli: 'Cause it's more fun this way
- Detective Jane Rizzoli: Guess what?
- Dr. Maura Isles: You know I can't guess.
- Detective Jane Rizzoli: I'm gonna have coffee Tomorrow!
- Dr. Maura Isles: Jane...
- Detective Jane Rizzoli: And the next day!
- Dr. Maura Isles: You're impossible.
- Detective Jane Rizzoli: I know!
- Dr. Maura Isles: You really should have a total cholesterol test
- Detective Jane Rizzoli: I should have a lot of things. I should have 6 months in my rainy days fund, I should have... have eight hours of sleep, I should also have a best friend who doesn't nag me
- Angela Rizzoli: Hey Jane, I hope you haven't put him in any danger out there
- Detective Jane Rizzoli: [Seeing how Giovanni eats his spaghetti] He's in more danger in here of chocking to death, ma!
- B.T.: Yeah, but there is no indication of a timing mechanism. It's got to be an RCIED
- [seeing Maura wondering]
- B.T.: Radio Controlled Improvised Explosive Device
- Dr. Maura Isles: It's so refreshing to have someone else translate the acronym