Ticketer (2013)

John Chapman: Joe

Quotes 

• Kev : So, let me get this straight; you guys don't ever tip?

  Joe : Nope.

  Kev : Aw, come on guys, I can do the whole thing you know, all the dialogue. I mean look at us sitting here, the black suits, everything. It's a joke that never gets old.

  Joe : It was old the first time you told it.

  William : And don't say 'Let's go to work' when we leave.

  Kev : I've gotta have some fun. I mean the service this morning? Talk about depressing...

  William : It's a funeral. It's not supposed to be fun.

  Kev : Yeah, but does it have to be that bad? I wanted to slit my wrists halfway through. And that vicar guy had such a boring voice. You could tell he never knew the bloke.

  Joe : When you've been in the business for a while you learn not to listen. Just wait outside, keep that sympathetic smile plastered to your face and think about something else.

  William : I'd think about the wife. Only that's a lot worse.