- Kathryn: "And I am gonna go on the internet. I'm gonna go on the internet when I get outta this room and I'm gonna go and apply to be a guest on Maury Povich, and Maury Povich is gonna decide who my father is."
- Kathryn: Hi! I'm Kathryn.
- Gustav Hammerstein: Gustav Hammerstein. Pleasure.
- Kathryn: That is an interesting accent. Where are you from?
- Gustav Hammerstein: Brogoschteinnomememeland!
- Bob: Where the hell is that?
- Raymundo 'Ray Ray': [whispering] Gustav fell on his head as a child and he damaged his cerebral vortex. It must be another one of his episodes. Just play along.
- Kathryn: How long does an episode last?
- Raymundo 'Ray Ray': Girl, ain't no telling.
- Gustav Hammerstein: You do not like the "scarfiquet"? Blasphemy!
- Kathryn: I look like a f**king idiot!
- Raymundo 'Ray Ray': Girl, you look fine. Bob, doesn't she look fine?
- Bob: She looks like a f**king idiot!