The Simpsons: Tapped Out (Video Game 2012) - Hank Azaria as Moe Szyslak, Chief Wiggum, Apu Nahasapeemapetilon, Comic Book Guy, Snake Jailbird, Luigi Risotto, Bumblebee Man, Duffman, Drederick Tatum, Cletus Spuckler, Professor Frink, Dr. Nick Riviera, Carl Carlson, Blue Funzo, Red Funzo, Purple Funzo, Abraham Lincoln, Gary Chalmers, Lou, Sea Captain, Disco Stu, Don Vittorio, French Waiter, Kirk Van Houten, Tribal Chief, Akira, Mr. Costington, The Grumple, Hugs Bunny, Giuseppe, Doctor Colossus, The Collider, Shadow Knight

Krusty the Clown : All right, I finished your dumb ride. Up you go.

Carl Carlson : Oh, I never ride Viking Boats. Not with my stomach. I just wanted to make you build one.

Krusty the Clown : I said, GET ON THE BOAT.

Lenny Leonard : Are you aiming a gun at us?

Krusty the Clown : I sure am. And I'm prepared to use it. Maybe even make jokes about it. Or the organization that lobbies on behalf of it.

Carl Carlson : Look, shoot us if you want. But don't make a joke at the NRA's expense. They can't take it, and I don't want to listen to their whining.

Krusty the Clown : Yeah, you'd think people with guns would have a thicker skin. But you're still getting on that boat.
Chief Wiggum : We've been getting reports of someone using the Blue Houses as urinals. Save that behavior for the Brown Houses.
Disco Stu : I'd celebrate. If I didn't have Saturday night fever!
Comic Book Guy : Oh, loneliness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix!
Chief Wiggum : I'd like to purchase this AK-47, please. Will you need to run a background check on me?

Herman : Of course not. That would infringe on your Constitutional right to never be inconvenienced - even in the tiniest, most reasonable way - when guns are involved.

Herman : It's all part of "Gun Buyers Are To Be Hailed As Our Worthiest Heroes" Act of 2013... sponsored by the NRA.

Chief Wiggum : Great! The ready availability of guns to the public makes my job as a cop safer AND easier.

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