- Joey Taylor: So is this the point where we ask each other how we're doing and we both lie and say we're fine?
- Joey Taylor: I can't eat. I can't sleep. So how do I get over that? Do we sit around eating cookie dough doing each other's hair while we watch a Gilmore Girls marathon and reminisce about the time we heard a grown man cry like a little boy as the life slipped out of him?
- Katie: Joey was right. This was a mistake. I mean, what was I thinking coming out here to Camp Rape-my-face?