The Simpsons (TV Series)
Whiskey Business (2013)
Dan Castellaneta: Homer Simpson, Abraham Simpson
Quotes
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Homer Simpson : You want to erase the 2009 Oscar red carpet? But they had some amazing dresses, along with a few disasters!
Marge Simpson : Fine, then what should I erase?
Homer Simpson : I don't know, but hands off my Hoarders, don't erase any of my episodes of Episodes, and if you erase any of my episodes of Revenge...
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Homer Simpson : First we have to make sure you're okay. Who's President now?
Moe Szyslak : Some jerk.
Homer Simpson : He's okay.
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Marge Simpson : While we're away, Grampa is going to take care of you.
Abraham Simpson : [Giving baby food to the mailbox] You sure are a good eater, Maggie.
Marge Simpson : Bart, you take care of Grampa.
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Abraham Simpson : I want a foot rub.
Bart Simpson : But do you need a foot rub?
Abraham Simpson : No one needs a foot rub. Now start rubbing!
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Moe Szyslak : Without my magic suit, I'm nothin'.
Marge Simpson : Moe, have you ever heard the story of Dumbo the elephant?
Moe Szyslak : I didn't go to the movies much as a child. I worked at a pierogi factory. Stick in the potato, fold in the dough, that was my Star Wars.
Marge Simpson : Dumbo had a magic feather that made him fly, but then he found out that the feather wasn't magic. The magic was inside him all along.
Lisa Simpson : Let me get this straight: Moe is Dumbo, the whiskey is Dumbo's ears, and we're that bunch of racist crows?
Homer Simpson : Honey, the crows weren't racist. The people who drew them were.
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Bart Simpson : So I did all of that for nothing?
Abraham Simpson : Sorry, I faked it like we fake loving your homemade gifts.
Bart Simpson : But mom said it was made with love.
Abraham Simpson : Did she?
Bart Simpson : No.
Abraham Simpson : But what you did wasn't for nothing. You made these last two weeks the best two weeks of this horrible part of my life.
Bart Simpson : Aw, Grampa. You're the one thing I've ever taken care of that didn't die.
Abraham Simpson : I get that a lot.