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Michelle Maxwell
- Michelle Maxwell: I consider myself a pretty sexual adventurous person, but feet? Argh!
- Sean King: Yeah. What do you mean: adventurous?
- Michelle Maxwell: Nothing weird! Outdoors, national landmarks and monuments. You know, all those stuff.
- Sean King: You had sex in national landmarks and monuments? Here in DC? How many?
- Michelle Maxwell: Six! Oh, Rixby is here
- Sean King: Six?
- Sean King: So not the Lincoln Memorial! So, the Washington Monument?
- Michelle Maxwell: Do I look like a walking cliché?
- Sean King: Well, you said six, but six?
- Michelle Maxwell: Remind me never to share anything with you
- Edgar Roy: Why don't people pay you?
- Sean King: What are you talking about? Of course people will pay us!
- Edgar Roy: These people don't! Why don't people pay you?
- Michelle Maxwell: Betty Camden never paid us? We found her twin sister!
- Sean King: We are private investigators, Edgar, that means people hire us to find the truth. Unfortunately the truth isn't always what the people want to hear, so sometimes they blame us. It's part of the job.
- Michelle Maxwell: See to me, Edgar, that's just a bunch of words. Sean is a lawyer. A man of words. I on the other hand am a woman of action. Take action Edgar! Make these debt pay, just like you did on the IRS.
- Sean King: Edgar, where are you going? Edgar, talk to me!
- Edgar Roy: I am talking to you
- Sean King: Tell me what happened?
- Edgar Roy: She asked me to go to clients to get the money to pay
- Michelle Maxwell: Sorry, yes, I meant sent them a bill
- Edgar Roy: "Get those people to pay, just like you did as the IRS", that's what you said, that's what I did
- Sean King: Hey, Edgar, you're hungry, get yourself a hotdog. We'll catch up with you
- Edgar Roy: Just one?
- Sean King: Here, go to town! Eh, no, get two hotdogs!
- [Later Edgar returns with at least 4 hotdogs]
- Michelle Maxwell: Divide and conquer! In every partnership you have a alpha-dog and a beta-dog. Just like us
- Sean King: Capital steps? Did any of the six places have a gift shop?
- Michelle Maxwell: Bye
- Patty Russo: Doyle and I met in an abandoned warehouse. I was soloing and we went for the same shotgun. It was online, in Flesh Eaters 2.
- Michelle Maxwell: I hope that's not a dating site
- Patty Russo: Might as well be. We were the last two survivors of the zombie apocalypse; you really get to know someone.
- FBI Agent Frank Rigby: How do you keep getting in here?
- Sean King: Special agent Kelso's birthday
- Michelle Maxwell: We brought cake
- FBI Agent Frank Rigby: Out!