- Marshall Eriksen: [Marshall tries to convince Lily of accepting the Captain's assignment for her in Rome and she calls him on her speaking only one Italian sentence. subtitles appear while Marshall repeats said sentence] Come on, maybe the only sentence I know is "come on bro, don't Bogart all the Funyuns," but I know in my heart that you understand me anyway. Because no one I know has better understood anyone better than you and I understand each other. Is this trip going to be scary? Yes. Do I like the idea of not knowing the language? Of course not, but I believe we can do this. I love you, Lily. I love you.
- Lily Aldrin: I love you.
- [kisses Marshall]
- Lily Aldrin: So, we're going to Italy!
- Marshall Eriksen: Si!
- Ted Mosby: Okay, can I just say something as your best man? Be careful.
- Barney Stinson: What do you mean?
- Ted Mosby: You just... you haven't been acting like a guy who's about to get married, and I know you think it's okay because Robin's so cool, but I'm telling you, she's not as cool as you think she is.
- Barney Stinson: Oh, I see. And you'd know this because you know Robin better than I do. You know what she appreciates better than her own fiancé?
- Ted Mosby: Look, I'm just saying, if I was getting married in three weeks...
- Barney Stinson: But you're not getting married in three weeks, Ted. I am. Robin's marrying me, not you.
- Ted Mosby: [Pregnant pause] You're right. Not my place.
- Lily Aldrin: [about how Marshall told half-truths about his work life] When you said you were about to get reamed?
- Marshall Eriksen: Oh right that. No, sometimes for fun, we throw reams of paper at each other. Bernard! Not a good time! Read the room!