Tue, Aug 4, 2020
Not all campfires are the same. There's the kind that has marshmallows and hot dogs, then there's the kind like the one in our story, that warms a battalion of soldiers at an encampment. And where a desperate traveler looks to repay their hospitality by regaling his new friends with a very immersive tale.
Tue, Aug 4, 2020
Not all campfires are the same. There's the kind that has marshmallows and hot dogs, then there's the kind like the one in our story, that warms a battalion of soldiers at an encampment. And where a desperate traveler looks to repay their hospitality by regaling his new friends with a very immersive tale.
Tue, Aug 18, 2020
When you've got two forces gearing up for a battle - more often than not it's the side with the most guns, most men, and most artillery that winds up on top. But that's not the case in our next story, because this yarn features a monster who's weapons of choice are surprise, confusion and well, heh-heh, you'll see... bringing terrifying new meaning to the term "gorilla" warfare, this is Savage Circus.
Tue, Aug 25, 2020
Feeling melancholy listeners? I pulled this story straight from Heavy Metal's iconic 300th issue. On sale now and forever. Let's see.... this is a story about what it means to be human, and how it ain't all it's cracked up to be. Giving deeper meaning to what it means to be, quote, "put out to pasture"... This is Prism Pastures.
Tue, Sep 1, 2020
There are a million things that you just shouldn't touch. A hot stove, irradiated anti-matter, one of those poison tree frogs they make darts out of. But have you ever been afraid to touch a doorknob? Frozen in fear about what could be on the other side? Is it destiny carrying one of those oversized novelty cheques... or the Grim Reaper's to do list? Grow a pair and open the door already. This is Yes, Ma'am.
Tue, Sep 8, 2020
You know... every great civilization since the dawn of time was built on the blood and rubble of the civilization before it. If you believe that's true, which it is, then what does that say about us? Is the need to dominate other cultures so ingrained in us as a species that we can expect to be wiping out whole societies a hundred thousand years from now? Wonder no more... This is the story of The Queensbury Company.
Tue, Sep 22, 2020
Welcome back to the bunker. Today I'm bringing you an epic tale about destiny and an unlikely hero who had to step up when no one else would. This one comes from a time when kingdoms were at stake, and the entire world was terrorized by the fear of an unknown monster. In the end, it all came down to a girl and her sword. This is To Kill a Jabadon.
Tue, Nov 10, 2020
It's not everyday you meet your overlord. But who better to meet him with than with your local reporter and baker. How would an ageless galactic conqueror judge the deeds of such a young civilization? Sit back, take a listen and enjoy the baked goods. This is The Baker, The Alien and The Reporter.
Tue, Nov 17, 2020
Don't you just hate it when you go on a mission with your boys and get all shot to hell and then none of you die and then you have to explain it all to your girlfriend.. ugh girlfriends are the worst.. Anyway, back when earth still existed, filmmaker George Romero gave us the ultimate zombie film with Night of The Living Dead, now his ne'er-do-well son, also named George Romero, continues the legendary mythos starting with this entry.. This is Bluegrass.
Tue, Nov 24, 2020
You ever wonder what it would be like to travel to moments you've read about? To see what you've learned about.... what if you could jump into the body of anybody from the past, who would it be? Would you be an Olympian as he crosses the finish line? President Kennedy as he secretly hooks up with Marilyn Monroe. Now that is what I call a power trip. Or how about history's most psychotic leaders as they got their just deserts? Are you that breed of sicko? Only you know for sure what is behind The Wizard's Curtain..
Tue, Dec 1, 2020
Science doesn't always know what's what. Ehh well... let me correct myself, humans don't always know how science ACTUALLY works. When the universe started... well when the universes started magical items in the form of musical instruments paved the road between the dimensions.... WonderWerk(ers) without further adieu this is Axe Origins.
Thu, Dec 31, 2020
I pulled this from a year when mankind ignored the signs of the supernatural and treated them as myths. Where science and magic were dismissed for conspiracies... F*CK that year 2020. Those select few, who did see beyond the veil of our reality, they were ridiculed, poor bastards. I couldn't imagine that level of hypocrisy today. Anyhoo. Put on your wizards hat, these are the curious cases of Howie Axel. The Curious Cases of Howie Axel.