- Randall McHolland: [about a pair of red underwear found in the laundry] $20 to the first person that steps up to claim them.
- Brian Zvonecek: [Casey gets up and takes the underwear] Lieutenant!
- Matthew Casey: First of all, they ain't mine! Second of all,
- [pins them to the bulletin board]
- Matthew Casey: these don't come down until the owner's found, I can't un-see this!
- Joe Cruz: [about a pair of red underwear he found in the laundry room] Those look like something a Russian would wear on his wedding night.
- Brian Zvonecek: [about a pair of red underwear] My money's on Capp.
- Christopher Herrmann: Keep deflecting, Otis.
- Joe Cruz: I'm in the laundry room putting my stuff from the washer to the dryer, when I find these!
- [takes out a pair of red briefs]
- Christopher Herrmann: Don't look at me, I've been a Fruit of the Looms guy since 1975.
- Wallace Boden: I, uh... I think I'm losing the respect of an important man in the house.
- Christopher Herrmann: Severide?
- Wallace Boden: Between this Benny and this Tara thing... I think he thinks I'm the bad guy here.
- Christopher Herrmann: Eh. What's that you always say? "Leaders lead from the front"?
- Wallace Boden: Yeah. Sounds like me.
- Christopher Herrmann: Up front can be lonely, that's for sure. But it goes with the territory, don't it?
- Wallace Boden: Yeah. Thanks. Again.