- Mr. Weatherbee: Just a ding-dong moment, young man! You march straight to the study hall and write a thousand word essay on 'Why long hair is a menace to society'!
- Sabrina Spellman: Hi, Cousin Ambrose.
- Cousin Ambrose: Sabrina, child, what brings you to Paris?
- Sabrina Spellman: Don't look now, but this is Riverdale.
- Cousin Ambrose: Weeping Wizards, so it is. In that case, what brings me here? Ooh!
- Sabrina Spellman: I did, Cousin Ambrose. I need your help, badly.
- Cousin Ambrose: Have no fear, that's the kind I'm famous for giving. Boo-hoo!
- Sabrina Spellman: Eye of newt and wing of bat and nail of buzzard's claw, where ever be he, let Weatherbee be, just as he was before.