Nostalgia Critic (TV Series)

The Great Mouse Detective (2023)

Doug Walker: Nostalgia Critic

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• Nostalgia Critic : [shows the stripper mouse scene]  I know a percent of you watched this scene asking "do I like mice now?" Disney actually had a hard time, pun totally intended, getting this past censors because it was deemed too risque for a G film. Again all the smoking, drinking, onscreen and offscreen deaths were fine but this was pushing the limit. They eventually convinced them by saying they're not human, they're mice so nothing questionable is going on. I think a lot of questioning was going on with people after watching the scene. I know what mouse hole I wouldn't mind getting stuck in.

  Gadget Hackwrench : [Gets offended and leaves]  Hmph!

  Nostalgia Critic : Oh come on baby, don't be like that!

  [gets slapped] 

  Nostalgia Critic : How can someone so small slap that hard?

• Nostalgia Critic : Jesus! Thank God those women were mice or this would have been too much for kids. This though: "Frankie, make it sound more like he's gargling blood every time he's hit. We're 80s Disney, we can't leave the kids unscarred."