The Interview (II) (2014)
Lizzy Caplan: Agent Lacey
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Quotes
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Agent Lacey : The CIA would love it if you two could... take him out.
Dave Skylark : Hmm?
Agent Lacey : Take him out.
Dave Skylark : Take him out?
Aaron Rapaport : For drinks?
Agent Lacey : No, no, no. Take him out.
Dave Skylark : Take out... like to dinner?
Aaron Rapaport : Take him out to a meal?
Agent Lacey : Take him out.
Aaron Rapaport : On the town?
Aaron Rapaport : To party?
Agent Lacey : No.
[whispering]
Agent Lacey : Take him out.
Aaron Rapaport : You want us to assassinate the leader of North Korea.
Agent Lacey : Yes.
Dave Skylark : Whaaaaaaaat?
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Agent Lacey : Do not fight that tiger, you WILL die!
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Agent Lacey : You're going to have to put it in your ass.
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Dave Skylark : I'm sorry, this is completely unrelated, but... ehmmm... what happened to your glasses?
Agent Lacey : Oh, I... I got Lasik.
Dave Skylark : Between the time I saw you and now?
Agent Lacey : Yes.
Agent Lacey : Okay.
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Agent Lacey : Please remember, gentlemen, you are entering into the most dangerous and unpredictable country on Earth. Kim Jong-Un is a master manipulator. His people revere him as a god. They'll believe anything he tells them, including that he can speak to dolphins or he doesn't urinate and defecate.
Dave Skylark : Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... You're telling me my man doesn't pee or poop?
Agent Lacey : I'm telling you he does, and he lies to his people and they believe him.
Aaron Rapaport : Everybody pees and poops. Where would it go otherwise? He'd explode.
Dave Skylark : But he does talk to dolphins?
Agent Lacey : [sigh in frustation]