- Cleveland Brown Jr.: [during Freedom Squirt initiation] Well, here they are. Freedom squirt badges, symbols honesty, trust, and integrity. In other words, TOTAL BULLCRAP!
- [Audience gasp]
- Wally Farquhare: Hiya... what the?
- Cleveland Brown Jr.: That's right kids, might as well tell you now. It's a soulless world, full of bad people, that screw you at every turn. Scouts honor.
- [Throws both squirt sashes and his own in the campfire]
- Cleveland Brown Jr.: I QUIT!
- [squished grease into campfire, causing to erupt and burns sign, audience gasp, as Junior walks off the stage]
- Rallo Tubbs: Junior wait. Buy some chocolates for the road?
- Cleveland Brown Jr.: [off scene] SCREW YOU, RALLO! Yeah I'll take ten.