Mister White (2013) User Reviews

Put a "Mr. Yuck" Sticker on this as a Warning

[jm-vincent · 1/10 · 20 September 2022]

I root for amateur film makers; where else would we have the brilliance of "Clerks"? Sadly this is an example of when not to root for an amateur flick maker, and in deed, to discourage them before they film again. The acting - as bad as 70s porn (but without the compensation of nudity and sex). The story - slow, dull and trite. The direction - the standard "Stick the video camera in the actor's or actress's face for a close-up whenever possible for dramatic affect.. This work is almost unwatchable. Noting the director's extensive technical experience in working on movies, I would think she would have learned something about writing and directing, but none of that is evidenced here. Yes, this review is harsh, and I regret that, but not unduly harsh if I can warn would-be viewers away from this robbery of time.

Mister Why

[tmccull52 · 1/10 · 25 February 2023]

Cardboard, one dimensional characters. Non-existent budget. No-name cast. Over-the-top, piss poor acting. There is nothing even remotely likeable about this movie. This is a film where you want everyone to die, and I mean everyone.

"Mister White" was written, directed, and produced by Erica Sommers. Based upon the quality of this particular production, I do not foresee a brilliant future in cinema for her. I've seen vintage ABC After School Specials that were more compelling and more interesting than this movie.

Watching a fresh dog turd drying up on a sidewalk on a hot summer day would be more worthwhile and rewarding than this rancid bowel movement of a movie. Giving it even one star is entirely too generous.

- - - Negative stars

[ericdhall77 · 1/10 · 15 March 2024]

I couldn't even get past the opening scene. It is that bad. The acting isn't remotely even tolerable. So I cut it off as I knew what to expect for the rest of the "film". I couldn't even get past the opening scene. It is that bad. The acting isn't remotely even tolerable. So I cut it off as I knew what to expect for the rest of the "film". I couldn't even get past the opening scene. It is that bad. The acting isn't remotely even tolerable. So I cut it off as I knew what to expect for the rest of the "film". I couldn't even get past the opening scene. It is that bad. The acting isn't remotely even tolerable. So I cut it off as I knew what to expect for the rest of the "film".