Don't Trust the B---- in Apartment 23 (TV Series)

The Seven Year B----... (2013)

Ray Ford: Luther Wilson

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Quotes 

• June Colburn : [after Chloe and James' argument]  We've got to do something! They're breaking up!

  Luther Wilson : Don't worry, I've got this.

  Chloe : [Luther's cell-phone camera flashes]  Hey!

  [tries to evade] 

  Luther Wilson : [smiles at unflattering snapshot]  Too slow, ho.

• Luther Wilson : [Chloe opens door]  Hello, former friend of James. I have taken the liberty of returning all of the possessions you have left at his place. Your handcuffs, a Goo Goo Dolls CD, another Goo Goo Dolls CD,

  [lifts it up, throws it back] 

  Luther Wilson : and a map to Ted Danson's house.

  [said with pity and contempt] 

  Chloe : Great! Because... I also put together a box of things that James left here.

  [quick to hand it over] 

  June Colburn : That's weird, I have the same back-scratcher. And that is a photo of my dog Maisey. This is my stuff!

  Chloe : Oh, you caught that, huh?

  Luther Wilson : I was gonna say James already has two back-scratchers.

  [proudly holds up his plump little hands] 

  Luther Wilson : You're looking at 'em.

• June Colburn : [on cell-phone]  Hi, Chloe, it's me. I guess you paid your bill, because I'm leaving you this message. Just wanted to make sure you're okay, because I haven't seen you since yesterday when you stormed out on Beckett Everett. Who also has five e's in his name, no one else noticed it! Anyway, call me!

  [knock on door, she opens:] 

  June Colburn : Luther...!

  [he has a face fit for a funeral] 

  June Colburn : Are you okay?

  Luther Wilson : [hoarse]  I've seen something, and I'm conflicted. I don't know what to do, or how to feel, I...

  June Colburn : Do you wanna come in?

  Luther Wilson : I don't... think so...

  June Colburn : Do you at least wanna take off your coat?

  Luther Wilson : No...! No.

  June Colburn : Oh, God. Did something happen to Chloe?

  Luther Wilson : [he nods]  Mm.

  June Colburn : Did she spiral out without James? Is she in jail? Is she dead? Is she dead in the street?

  Luther Wilson : [painfully]  Mm-mm.

  [it's obviously something far worse] 

• June Colburn : [outside mobile network shop]  Chloe has a job... working at Gloss Mobile?

  Luther Wilson : It's awful. But also... kinda funny. Like a tornado ripping through a banana factory. I saw it on YouTube. People and bananas swirling... and swirling.

  [bursts out laughing, then regains control:] 

  Luther Wilson : It's sad.