- Dean Winchester: Well, he puts the "ass" in "Cass," huh?
- Sam Winchester: He's definitely off.
- Dean Winchester: Off? He hasn't been right since he got back from purgatory. We still don't know how he got out of there.
- Sam Winchester: I don't know, Dean. If he's so sketchy, then why were you praying to him?
- Castiel: [From the other room] You know, I can hear you both. I *am* a celestial being.
- Meg: You ever miss the apocalypse?
- Castiel: No, why would I miss the end of times?
- Meg: I miss the simplicity. I was bad, you were good, life was easier. Now it's all so messy. I'm kinda good - which sucks - and you're kinda bad - which is actually all manner of hot!
- [pause; Cas looks at her quizzically]
- Meg: We survive this...
- [seductively]
- Meg: I'm gonna order some pizza and we're gonna move some furniture around, you understand?
- Castiel: [shaking his head] No, I... I...
- [pause; Meg raises her brows suggestively]
- Castiel: Wait, actually... yes, I...
- Dean Winchester: [abruptly walking into the room] Alright! Let's roll, campers!
- Dean Winchester: Listen, I may not be able to carry the burden that comes along with these trials. But, I can carry you.
- Sam Winchester: You realize you kinda just quoted Lord of the Rings, right?
- Dean Winchester: C'mon, man, that is- but it's the Rudy hobbit, alright? Rudy hobbit always gets a pass!
- [Sam snickers]
- Dean Winchester: Shut up.
- Dean Winchester: [Cas, being controlled by Naomi, is beating the crap out of Dean so he can take the Angel tablet. He's forced Dean to his knees, broken and/or dislocated Dean's arm and is holding it while punching him repeatedly. Cas looks down at the tablet] You want it? Take it! But, you're gonna hafta kill me first. C'mon, you coward. Do it. Do it!
- [Cas punches him more as we cut to Heaven with Naomi]
- Castiel: *Please*
- Naomi: *End* this, Castiel.
- [Cut back to the crypt where Cas hits Dean again]
- Dean Winchester: Cas... this isn't you. This isn't you!
- [Cas keeps throwing punches as we cut to Heaven]
- Naomi: Bring. Me. The. Tablet.
- [Cut back to the crypt. Cas throws yet another punch]
- Dean Winchester: Ahh!
- [weak and bloodied, looking up at Cas, holding up his uninjured arm beseechingly]
- Dean Winchester: Cas... Cas... I know you're in there. I know you can hear me. Cas. It's me.
- [weaker, but not giving up]
- Dean Winchester: We're family... We *need* you. *I* need you.
- [Cut to Heaven]
- Naomi: You have to choose, Castiel. Us. Or them.
- [Cut to the crypt]
- Dean Winchester: Cas...
- [Cas drops his Angle blade and lets Dean's broken arm go. Dean almost collapses and grabs his broken right arm]
- Dean Winchester: Ahhhh! Ah...
- [Cas picks up the tablet. A blinding light shines and Cas is no longer in Heaven as Naomi's control over him is broken]
- Naomi: Castiel! Castiel!
- Dean Winchester: [Cas looks from the tablet in his hands to Dean, kneeling at his feet and barely conscious. He reaches for Dean] Cas... no...
- [Cas reaches for his face]
- Dean Winchester: Cas... Cas...?
- [Dean tries to stop Cas with his other arm, but Cas places his hand on the side of Dean's face]
- Dean Winchester: Ah-ahhh.
- [And heals him]
- Dean Winchester: What, now you trust Meg?
- Meg: Hey, I got you this far.
- Dean Winchester, Sam Winchester: Shut up, Meg.
- Castiel: [bandaging Meg's wrist] These wounds have festered.
- Meg: [winking at him] You really do know how to make a girl's nethers quiver, don't you?
- Castiel: I am aware of how to do that.
- [pause]
- Castiel: Although it doesn't usually involve cleaning wounds.
- Meg: Why are you so sweet on me, Clarence?
- Castiel: I don't know... And I still don't know who Clarence is.
- Meg: Wait, hold on. There's one part I don't understand. You hit a dog and stopped. Why?
- Sam Winchester: That whole story... and *that's* your take away?
- Sam Winchester: I'm fine.
- Dean Winchester: No, you're not fine. You haven't been fine since the first trial. That's why I called Cas.
- Meg: Trial?
- Dean Winchester, Sam Winchester: Shut up, Meg.
- Meg: [about Sam's story about how he spent the last year] I heard the rest. You fell in love with a unicorn. It was beautiful, then sad, then sadder. I laughed, I cried, I puked in my mouth a little.
- Castiel: [Referring to the woman in curlers who was possessed by a demon] I'm hoping the strange-haired demon in the kitchen is more knowledgeable than the others I interrogated.
- Dean Winchester: Why lie?
- Meg: Buy myself some time, dummy. Try to find a way to get free.
- Sam Winchester: Wait, so... A bunch of innocent people died so you could... buy yourself some time?
- Meg: Hi. I'm Meg. I'm a demon.
- Sam Winchester: Wait a second. Did you just say "Angel Tablet"?
- Meg: You know, I get why Crowley calls you "moose" now.
- Dean Winchester: What did you mean back there about Sam?
- Castiel: It's difficult to say. It's something on the subatomic level and his electromagnetic field-...
- Dean Winchester: Okay, bottom-line it for me, Bill Nye.
- Crowley: I'm here for the stone with the funny scribbles on it
- Sam Winchester: That's not gonna happen.
- Crowley: Love it when you get all tough. Touches me right where my bathing suit goes.
- Meg: You don't want to say, fine. But remember, I spent time in that walking corpse of yours. I know your sad, little thoughts and feelings.
- Sam Winchester: ...That's creepy.
- Dean Winchester: [Finds a vintage "gentlemen's" magazine, "Voluptuous Asian Lovelies"] Well, hello. These Men of Letters weren't so boring after all. Konnichiwa.
- [to Sam]
- Dean Winchester: Hey, check this out.
- Sam Winchester: Dude, what is wrong with you?
- Dean Winchester: What's wrong with me? You kidding me? This is a first edition, dude. Know what this would go for on eBay?
- Sam Winchester: No. Why? Do you?
- Dean Winchester: No.
- [pause]
- Dean Winchester: Maybe. Shut up.
- Wendy Rice: Oh, the thoughts she had about you two. Mostly you, Sam. What can I say? She has a thing for smutton chops.
- Meg: There. That's where the crypt was.
- Sam Winchester: What's there now?
- Meg: Do I look like Google to you? None of these buildings were here way back in the day. Figure it out, genius
- Dean Winchester: [Going through the Men of Letters storage] What the hell is this? "Spear of Destiny"? What, is this God's toothpick? Would it have killed these ass-hats to label these boxes in something other than hieroglyphics?
- Sam Winchester: Since when does a demon possess someone, then go all "Beautiful Mind" and start digging in the dirt? Does any of this seem right to you?
- Dean Winchester: I like the part about killing demons. That sounds right.
- Dean Winchester: So, I got to ask. Um... What's up with the hair?
- Meg: Thanks for noticing, Dean. But this wasn't my idea. It was Crowley's. And it's just another reason I want to stab him in the face.
- Dean Winchester: So somebody's killing demons. That is awesome. We should send a card or flowers. What kind of flower says: "Thanks for killing demons"?
- Sam Winchester: [after Naomi makes Castiel kill a demon mid-interrogation] What the hell was that?
- Castiel: It told us what we needed.
- Sam Winchester: No, she didn't!