- Simon Sy Glum: What is wrong with him?
- Olivia Wildheart: Why is anybody the way they are? Some people like whipped cream and some don't. Do you like whipped cream, Sy?
- Simon Sy Glum: I never eat pie without it.
- Olivia Wildheart: Yes. I will definitely have coffee with you sometime.
- Moby Dick: I'm lookin' for Moby Dick by Charles Dickens.
- Simon Sy Glum: Herman Melville.
- Moby Dick: No, no, Charles Dickens. Dude who wrote A Christmas Story.
- Simon Sy Glum: Carol.
- Moby Dick: Carol who?
- Simon Sy Glum: A Chris... Never mind.