Midget Zombie Takeover

You know those movies where you cringe because they are so bad? Like, you have second-hand embarrassment for whoever made the movie? Well, that's how I felt about this one. I saw this as a double feature with another Zombie film (Atom the Amazing Zombie Killer), and this movie almost made me walk out of the theater. The jokes tried way too hard, and the actors were awful (especially the "hot" girl who I'd score as a "three" in the dark).

Unfortunately the only favorable review for this movie seems to be from Mr. Berggoetz himself, as the user "nummy3" (him I am assuming) has rated all his other films favorably as well. How sad. Well, to end this rant, my advice is don't see this crap, and people who are not funny should not make movies). The end.

I usually give 10-stars on everything but alas this is not one of those movies.

1. All actors are way too freakin old - let's have a hot tub party cuz parents are out of town! Hmm. Yeah.

2. Title is misleading - could have been Human Nugget Zombie Takeover or Short Person Zombies as most zombies were Tom Cruise sized.

3. If a zombie bites, there's blood. Even if it was ketchup, there would be something, instead of a zombie looking like it's necking with some bro's leg.

4. Billy DID STEAL the show - up until this point. He was the only reason this gets a 1-star. That hotdog loving Billy.

I couldn't make it past the point of when the zombies showed up. I like garbage but this was just too much for even me to handle.

A true classic, from the beginning of the film tension is built upon the beginning of the party, it then becomes very emotion with the "randy burger" incident. The spectacle of this movie is the accurate depiction of a midget zombie would look like. Which really sells the plot and highlights the crucial threat. The characters are perfectly crafted and all have thier own skills like the fat guy and his ability to detect the zombies. Or tony and his ability to reduce women and the flow of words that the says when he talks to his baby girl. Overall the critically acclaimed movie is truly special and an unique expirence.

This is one strange film (some dirty talk at one point makes reference to asparagus), and while it was obviously made on a small budget (therefore it doesn't have much gore in it which could disappoint some zombie film fans), this is one of the funniest films I've seen in a long time. The film revolves around some college kids who gather together for a hot tub party, then get attacked by little zombies. The way the kids get killed are rather bizarre and hilarious, and I saw things in this film that I've never seen before. For example, there's a "death by ass" - that's all I'll say about that one. And there's a scene where one of the tiny zombies, while feeding on the co-ed he's just killed, gets, let's say, a little frisky with the corpse. Needless to the say, if you're looking for some high-brow indie film or an indie film with tons of blood and gore, this isn't the film for you. But if you're looking to just have a good time watching a film (and maybe incorporate a drinking game while watching - taking a drink every time a character comforts someone with the phrase "There, there" will leave you quite tipsy by the end of the film), then make sure to see this film.

I watched this movie with my ex-girlfriend after 2 months of no contact. We watched it because we were looking to reunite after a concerning amount of sexual tension within our shared Pinterest board. This movie definitely rekindled the spark between us. Instead of fighting we were rooting for our favorite final girl Billy. The number of purposeful scenes such as Billy deepthroating a hotdog in the background for the first 5 minutes really got our loins pulsating. Let's just say this film really made for a steamy school night discord call. My kitten and my kitten ;) were purring. Please rekindle with your lovers by watching this Glenn Berggotez classic. Best director period sis.