If you're that easily entertained, watch someone skid on some ice.
It'd be more fun than watching this. It baffles me that ITV still keep this reheated format going.
Nothing about this works. From the format, to having Torvill and Dean as judges (though one seems far more comfortable in the role than the other by a mile), or the forced banter between Holly and Phil. And that I'm afraid is just the surface level problems.
It's a severe waste of the talents of everyone involved in the programme, and really ITV need to cut their losses and find decent formats for them elsewhere.
If nothing else to save poor Sam Matterface from having to find puns about the music numbers and the performances.