Phyllis Smith credited as playing...
Phyllis Vance
- Phyllis Vance: Hey, Jim, remember flonkerton when you did Office Olympics? It was awesome.
- Jim Halpert: Thanks Phyl.
- Creed Bratton: I still have my medal from that.
- Angela Schrute: Do you even have a mattress?
- Creed Bratton: No, but I still have my medal from that.
- Phyllis Vance: I'm happy that this was all filmed so I can remember everyone and what we did. I worked for a paper company all these years and I never wrote anything down.
- Jakey the Stripper: Heard you guys needed some pipes fixed or cleaned or whatever.
- Phyllis Vance: Angela, special repairman is here.
- Angela Schrute: Wait, what is this?
- Meredith Palmer: Shut up! Jakey?
- Jakey the Stripper: Mom?
- Pam Halpert: Wait, wait, what?
- Jakey the Stripper: Oh man!
- Meredith Palmer: No no no no, just do your work. Pretend Mom's not here.
- Pam Halpert: That seems inappropriate.
- Meredith Palmer: Give 'em a good show, my little entrepreneur.