The Clown Chainsaw Massacre (2022) User Reviews

Background noise drowns out everything else

[Evieweevie · 3/10 · 5 November 2023]

As soon as I put this film on, I knew it was going to be terrible. You can barely hear the actors talk it is drowned out by over the top false bird tweeting,(that i thought it was outside my window it eas that loud) and other background noises at the beginning. Quality is terrible, camera work is terrible. It's all shaky and blurry. Looks like a bunch of high school teens doing an experimental school documentary or a news reporter doing interviews. Worth the watch if you like to laugh at badly made films. Acting is absolutely terrible. Did have a good laugh at it in my own way. Can't believe this is on prime.

B-horror at its most awkward.

[hubbard-51836 · 1/10 · 5 March 2023]

The best I can say about The Clown Chainsaw Massacre is it looked like a group of friends had a great time making a movie.

It's 45 minutes long and that's WAY too long for this. There was a lot of wasted space. Shots of actors walking with nothing going on, then they're standing around talking. They spent however long showing six people awkwardly dancing in a huge space. That part was insanely entertaining though.

While they were in the Halloween store, they made no clown reference? As much time as they spent in there, they couldn't make it interesting? Funny? Couldn't show him in the Halloween shop lurking about?

And finally in the end, it was... over. I mean they stopped at some point and called it a day. Im going to say it's worth a watch just to get a kick out of how bad it is.