- Dixon Wilson: Hey, guys, Michaela's flash mob video has, like, 750,000 views.
- Erin Silver: [distracted, watching a video about giving birth] Oh, wow, that's great.
- Dixon Wilson: [covering his eyes] Whoa, guys, are you actually watching this on purpose?
- Erin Silver: Dixon, please. This is beautiful.
- Dixon Wilson: [Michaela vomits] Okay, see? I'm not the only one who thinks this is disgusting.
- Erin Silver: She has morning sickness, you idiot.
- Naomi Clark: [hearing Ade scream] What? Did you find the rando guy I married?
- Adrianna Tate-Duncan: No, I just saw my hair. Who would do this to me? And why would I have let them? The whole night is a blur.
- Naomi Clark: But you weren't even drinking.
- Adrianna Tate-Duncan: I know. I guess that tea I was sipping on was a little bit more than calming. I wonder if I can get an appointment with my colorist.
- Naomi Clark: No, no, Ade, listen, you can deal with your skunk hair later. I have an emergency. If I got married, I have to get it anulled, like, now. Otherwise I have to get divorced, again. I mean, it's bad enough being defined as a divorcée, but a two-time divorcée, I can't handle that.
- Navid Shirazi: You know that thing you heard Campbell say? Turns out it's, uh, the only evidence I got.
- Liam Court: Yeah, man, I'm... I'm really sorry, but I-I can't tell anyone about that.
- Navid Shirazi: Why not?
- Liam Court: Because of how I overheard him. I was in his house, with his stepmom. Sydney.
- Navid Shirazi: Wait, our-our investor, uh, who-who you're having an affair with, i-is also Campbell's stepmom?
- Liam Court: Yeah.
- Navid Shirazi: You are literally sleeping with the enemy.
- Liam Court: Whoa, hey, she's not the enemy, Campbell is. She thinks we should find some other evidence to show that he's guilty.
- Adrianna Tate-Duncan: Hey. Thanks for stopping by.
- Annie Wilson: Of course. Hey, you mind if I use your shower while I'm here?
- Adrianna Tate-Duncan: Did you get sweaty on the way over or something?
- Annie Wilson: Our water heater at home is broken. Instead of calling a professional repairman, Liam and Mark see it as a great opportunity to compare the size of their... prowess at fixing things.
- Liam Court: Isn't this a little weird now? Living in the back of some guy's restaurant?
- Navid Shirazi: No, I kind of like it. It's cozy. Oh, plus, Mark and I made a deal. I sign for all the shipments when he's not around and, uh, in exchange, I get all the free tacos I can eat. Uh, but what he doesn't know is that, uh, I can eat a lot of tacos.
- Dixon Wilson: Yo, Annie, there's something wrong with the doorknob in your bathroom.
- Annie Wilson: Shh, I know. I-I don't want Mark or Liam trying to fix it.
- Dixon Wilson: Uh, why not? I thought they were good at that kind of thing.
- Annie Wilson: Well, they both have minor strengths, as well as delusions of grandeur. It's a bad combination, so I'm gonna call a repairman. Shh.
- Annie Wilson: I really hope that is the closest I ever get to "127 Hours". Stupid doorknob. Why didn't I just let Liam and Mark fix it?
- Erin Silver: If you were stuck in there all night, why didn't you just yell?
- Annie Wilson: I tried, but my voice was a little bit shot from yelling all night at strippers to "show me the goods."