Archie Yates credited as playing...
Yorki
- Jojo Betzler: Nothing makes sense anymore.
- Yorki: Yeah, I know, definitely not a good time to be a Nazi.
- Jojo Betzler: What's going on out here?
- Yorki: The Russians, Jojo. They're coming. And the Americans from the other way. And England and China and Africa and India. The whole world is coming. Help me with this ammo.
- Jojo Betzler: And how are we doing?
- Yorki: Terribly. Our only friends are the Japanese. And just between you and me, they don't look very Aryan.
- Jojo Betzler: But... you know... she's Jewish.
- Yorki: There are bigger things to worry about than Jews, Jojo. There's Russians out there somewhere.
- Yorki: There are bigger things to worry about than Jews, Jojo. There's Russians somewhere out there. They're worse than anyone. I heard they eat babies and have sex with dogs. I mean like that's bad, right?
- Jojo: Sex with dogs?
- Yorki: Yeah. The Englishmen do it too. We have to stop them before they eat us and screw all our dogs.
- Yorki: I thought I was your best friend.
- Jojo Betzler: Yorki, you're my second-best friend. First place is reserved for the Führer. So, unless you're Hitler, hiding in a fat little boy's body, I'd be happy with second place.
- Yorki: I guess I'm just a kid in a fat kid's body.
- Jojo Betzler: Case closed.
- Yorki: I thought I was your best friend.
- Jojo Betzler: Yorki, you're my second best friend. First place is reserved for the führer. So, unless you're Hitler hiding in a fat little boys body, I'd be happy with second place.
- Yorki: I guess I'm just a kid in a fat kids body.