How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)

Band or DJ? (2013)

Jason Segel: Marshall Eriksen

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Quotes 

• Marshall Eriksen : [Changing Marvin's diaper]  Oh, still clean. What's that little buddy, you're smiling?

  [Confetti sprays all over Marshall] 

  Narrator : Kids, it wasn't confetti.

  Lily Aldrin : Holy confetti!

• Robin Scherbatsky : This is, like the fifteenth time my dad has sent me a friend request. I'm just gonna hit "accept".

  Ted Mosby : No!

  Marshall Eriksen : No, no, no, no, no! Don't do it, Robin. You don't want to see what's behind that door.

  Robin Scherbatsky : What are you talking about?

  Ted Mosby : He's talking about my mom's 2000-word review of Fifty Shades of Grey. And 14 of those words were "vulva".

  Marshall Eriksen : You're gonna get endless requests to play some game that has something to do with gangsters or farming.

  Lily Aldrin : Never mind the embarrassing cheerleading photos from highschool.

  Marshall Eriksen : Begged my mom to burn those.