How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)

Band or DJ? (2013)

Bob Saget: Narrator

Quotes 

• Narrator : [Talking about Robin]  I made a pretty strong case that night, but in the end, she didn't want a DJ, she wanted a band. And guess what happened?

  [Cut to four months later] 

  Ted Mosby : ...That's right, the band cancelled at the last minute, just like I said they would. The wedding is in a week and no bands. When will people realize I always know what's what?

  Cindy : He says to the lesbian he dated for a month.

  Ted Mosby : That's a fair point. Anyways, you guys wouldn't happen to know of any good wedding bands available at the last minute, would you?

  Casey : Ted, do you believe in destiny?

  Ted Mosby : You really don't know me, do you?

  Cindy : We just had brunch with my ex-roommate.

  Ted Mosby : The bass player?

  Cindy : No, she's not just a bass player, she's a bass player in the best wedding band in the Tri-state area. They had a gig lined up for this weekend, but it just fell through this morning.

  Casey : You, my friend, are gonna save that wedding.

  Ted Mosby : Do you know any DJs?

  Cindy : Dude! Come on!

  Casey : Let it go bro, just let it go.

  Ted Mosby : All right, all right, all right. Well, I guess it's a lucky thing I ran into you guys.

  Narrator : And kids, "lucky" doesn't even begin to describe it, because if Robin and Barney had taken my stupid advice and hired a DJ, I never would have met your mother.

• Marshall Eriksen : [Changing Marvin's diaper]  Oh, still clean. What's that little buddy, you're smiling?

  [Confetti sprays all over Marshall] 

  Narrator : Kids, it wasn't confetti.

  Lily Aldrin : Holy confetti!