A Million Ways to Die in the West (2014) Poster

Rex Linn: Sheriff, Narrator

Quotes 

  • [first lines] 

    Narrator : Some people are born into the wrong time and place. This was the American frontier in 1882, a hard land for hard folk. Food was scarce, disease was rampant, and life was a daily struggle for survival. Hell, this was Miss America in 1880.

    [picture of a leathery middle-aged woman] 

    Narrator : Holy shit. To build a home and a life in this harsh, unforgiving country required that a man be bold, fearless, and tough as iron. The men who were courageous and resilient were the men who prospered. But some men were just big giant pussies.

    [Stark comes running around the corner and falls and his face] 

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