- Sean: Joy didn't mention you were an actress.
- Victoria Chase: But then what do you guys talk about?
- Elka Ostrovsky: You've seen him shirtless. Why would they talk?
- Sean: Are you a Star Trek fan?
- Joy Scroggs: I've actually never seen a Star Trek movie.
- Sean: Wow. We're going to change that tonight. I'm going to boldly go where no man has gone before.
- Elka Ostrovsky: Unlikely.
- [first lines]
- Victoria Chase, Elka Ostrovsky, Mamie: [looking at a shirtless Sean holding a baby] Aaaaaaawww.
- Joy Scroggs: See, just like the calendar. Okay, Sean, put your shirt back on.
- Victoria Chase, Elka Ostrovsky, Mamie: Aaww.
- Joy Scroggs: Thanks for being such a good sport.
- Victoria Chase: Yeah, and for teaching us that other thing.
- Sean: Baby CPR.
- Victoria Chase: Yes, that. Now if any baby faints when they hear that I'm dating Sir Emmet Lawson, I'll know how to revive them.
- Sean: You're dating Emmet Lawson the movie star?
- Victoria Chase: How did you drag that out of me?
- [last lines]
- Melanie Moretti: You are amazing.
- Alec: So, is this your fantasy?
- Melanie Moretti: It's better than a fantasy. It's real.