The Vampire Diaries (TV Series)

We'll Always Have Bourbon Street (2012)

Kat Graham: Bonnie Bennett

Quotes 

• Elena Gilbert : Being a vampire is so weird. Oh, my God, I love this bathtub. Why don't we hang out here more often?

  Caroline Forbes : I'll tell you why. Cooties. Think of all the germ-ridden skanks that Damon has lured into his den of inequity.

  [giggles] 

  Caroline Forbes : Okay, I'm sorry, I have been good all night, I'm stopping now.

  Elena Gilbert : No, don't stop on my account. Rip away, I mean, it's only Damon, right?

  Caroline Forbes : Well, say what you want about Ripper Stefan, at least he wasn't a man-slut.

  [giggles] 

  Elena Gilbert : Come on. So just exactly what was it that made you jump into bed with him as soon as you met him?

  Caroline Forbes : I didn't know what a sociopathic narcissist he was.

  Elena Gilbert : He's been there for me when I needed him.

  Caroline Forbes : Yeah, 'cause he's hoping you'll sleep with him.

  Elena Gilbert : Well, maybe I did.

  Caroline Forbes : [outraged]  You did what?

  Bonnie Bennett : [shocked]  You didn't.

  Elena Gilbert : Yeah, I did. Look, I know you have issues with him, but I'm happy. And I wanted to spend tonight with my best friends so I could tell them about it.

  [leaves] 

• Elena Gilbert : [can now drink blood from transfusion bag]  Thanks to Damon, I am now a functional dysfunctional vampire.

  Bonnie Bennett : That's amazing!

  Caroline Forbes : Uh, what do you mean, thanks to Damon?

  Elena Gilbert : Well, he suggested we try it again, so we did, and it worked. No more snatch, eat, erase.

  Caroline Forbes : So, where is my... least-favorite Salvatore?

  Elena Gilbert : [reads text message]  "Out with Stefan for the night. Don't wait up. Brother bonding."

  Caroline Forbes : [disapproving]  Hmm. So you guys check-in text now. What else do you do?

  Elena Gilbert : I know that you're not the biggest fan, but he kind of just changed my life. Would you mind laying off on all the hate?

  Bonnie Bennett : [intervening]  Okay, new girls' night rule. No boy talk, yeah?

• Bonnie Bennett : Elena, come on.

  Elena Gilbert : The party's over, you guys need to leave.

  Caroline Forbes : Don't be mad, okay? We're just looking out for you.

  Elena Gilbert : Do you think it makes me... happy... that you guys hate him? I get it. His track record has been kind of spotty,

  [shakes her head] 

  Elena Gilbert : but I don't hate him. I can't. He's...

  [sighs] 

  Elena Gilbert : I think I'm falling in love with him.

  Caroline Forbes : [exasperated]  Oh, you're not falling in love with him, Elena! You're sired to him!

  Bonnie Bennett : What?

  Elena Gilbert : What are you talking about?

  Caroline Forbes : Look, I'm sorry... that it came out like that. But it's true. Damon's blood turned you. You couldn't feed from animals or blood bags, because he told you so. Then he suggested that you try again with blood bags, and suddenly...

  Elena Gilbert : No...

  [shakes her head] 

  Elena Gilbert : No way, I...

  Bonnie Bennett : [to Caroline]  Are you sure?

  Caroline Forbes : Yeah. Ask Stefan about it, he can explain better than I can.

  Elena Gilbert : I'm sorry, you talked to Stefan about this?

  Caroline Forbes : It's not your fault... Elena. Okay? Damon took advantage of you.

  Elena Gilbert : Okay, you need to leave. Now!

  Caroline Forbes : Elena...! Come on!

  Elena Gilbert : I said, "Leave!"

  [holds open door]