- Michael Steck - Pandora Boxx: When I found out that I was gonna be on All Stars, I was through the roof! My biggest weakness last time was that I truly didn't believe in myself. This time around it's gonna be different because I'm fabulous.
- Bryan Watkins - Shannel: To be part of the chosen few, I feel very privileged. When I competed last time, everybody thought I was this arrogant bitch.
- David Petruschin - Raven: I've got a sassy attitude, wit, humor, I am an all-star. I know the four queens sitting there as I walk in are thinking: this bitch looks good.
- Chad Michaels: I'm hoping to achieve the crown. That's the only thing that I didn't achieve on season four.
- Braden Chapman - Mimi Imfurst: I think I could win all-stars because I'm a well rounded, fierce queen. This time around, I will not pick nobody up. It's time for America to see who I really am. I think people are surprised to see me... but I look good.
- Karl Westerberg - Manila Luzon: [referring to Latrice Royale's makeup] There's a lot of banana powder up in her face.
- Karl Westerberg - Manila Luzon: How do I look?
- Timothy Wilcots - Latrice Royale: Better with eyebrows.
- RuPaul - Host: Santino Rice, are you ready for some double trouble?
- Santino Rice - Judge: I am ready, Ru! You are all star, no filler!
- RuPaul - Host: Well, yeah, there's kinda a lot of filler.
- [judges laugh]
- Michelle Visage - Judge: Mimi looked great, very proud of her weight loss. The hair I was not digging. The fact that she put a boa around her waist. The shoes! Madone! Did you see...?
- RuPaul - Host: Ladies, this is your last chance to impress me and to save your team from elimination. The time has come... for you to lip sync... for your lives. Good luck... and don't f*ck it up!
- RuPaul - Host: And remember: if you can't love yourself, how in the hell are you gonna love someone else? Can I get an amen up in here?