Castle (TV Series)

Significant Others (2013)

Tamala Jones: Lanie Parish

Quotes 

• Kate Beckett : Good morning, Lanie.

  Lanie Parish : Not from the way you sound. What's wrong?

  Kate Beckett : Men are clueless.

  Lanie Parish : Men, or just Castle? Well, no matter how miserable your day is, it's not as bad as Michelle Twohey's. She took an ice pick to the side of the neck.

  Kate Beckett : Michelle Twohey, the divorce lawyer for the rich and famous? Isn't she the one that only represented women?

  Richard Castle : And strikes fear into the heart of many a soon-to-be ex-husband.

• Lanie Parish : No, you've gotta take care of it. This is *Meredith* we're talking about, the deep-fried Twinkie that Castle has ex sex with whenever she rolls into town.

  Kate Beckett : Lanie! Look, I trust him. He's not gonna have sex with her.

  Lanie Parish : Fine. Let's say it isn't about sex. It's about boundaries. Meredith is marking her territory. You can't just let her waltz in and out whenever she pleases.

  Kate Beckett : He's in a catch-22. Alexis is sick...

  Lanie Parish : Doesn't matter. This is a war, girl. And guess who's losing?

  Kate Beckett : [sighs]  I don't know. Maybe you're right.

  Lanie Parish : *Maybe* I'm right? Of course I'm right!

  Kate Beckett : Lanie! I didn't come down here to talk about this. You said that you have something case related.

  Lanie Parish : Yes. Are you ready for some good news now?

  Kate Beckett : That would be nice.