How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)

Splitsville (2012)

Neil Patrick Harris: Barney Stinson

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• Barney Stinson : [to Nick about Robin]  I love everything about her, and I'm not a guy who says that lightly, I'm a guy who has faked love his entire life, I'm a guy who thought love was just something idiots felt, but this woman has a hold on my heart that I could not break if I wanted to. And there have been times when I wanted to. It has been overwhelming and humbling, and even painful at times, but I could not stop loving her any more than I could stop breathing. I'm hopelessly, irretrievably in love with her. More than she knows.

• Barney Stinson : And the Oscar for Best Fake Romantic Speech goes to Barney Stinson! I'd like to thank all the ladies over the years with whom I've practiced fake romantic speeches and of course Robin Scherbatsky who was so hypnotised by hog that she needed me to come and save her.

  Robin Scherbatsky : You know what, I didn't need your help.

  Barney Stinson : You were this close to ripping off his misbuttoned shirt and pulling off his inside-out underpants.

  Robin Scherbatsky : I'll give you this, you were pretty convincing.

  Barney Stinson : Hey, tricking good looking idiots is kind of my thing.

  Robin Scherbatsky : No, I mean you were *really* convincing.

  Barney Stinson : Please, I was bro-ing you out. I'm just glad he bought it so quick. Any longer, I'd have had to kiss you.

• Barney Stinson : Talk about a double standard. Every time I go after a busty dullard that can't tell time or thinks I'm the ghost of Leonardo DiCaprio, I'm shallow. But somehow it's okay for Robin to date a guy who can't be trusted around outlets.