How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)

The Autumn of Breakups (2012)

Jason Segel: Marshall Eriksen

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• Lily Aldrin : [Explaining Marshall's new "sassy" persona]  Look Ted, it gets exhausting constantly giving people advice they haven't asked for, so I'm training Marshall.

  Marshall Eriksen : My goal is to eventually say things that are so sassy and wise, that there is no possible response other than "Mm" or *Mmhm*. And if this is a place where we can share our dreams, I like to think that it is, I hope someday, to earn a... *testify*!

• Ted Mosby : Victoria is happy we're taking things slow.

  Marshall Eriksen : Oh oh honey sweetie baby. No thirty-two year old woman is happy taking things slow. Trust me, Victoria has got friends from high school posting pictures of second babies on Facebook and you think girlfriend's all like, oh lets just bone a bunch so I'm another year older and still single? Bitch please!

• Ted Mosby : [about Victoria]  Why wouldn't she just come right out and say what she wants?

  Marshall Eriksen : Men! It's like if there weren't pickle jars to open and spiders to kill and computers to back up, what would be their point?

  Lily Aldrin : Mmhm!