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Avoid the Chinese Mustard

  • Episode aired Nov 8, 2012
  • TV-14
  • 22m
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Ashton Kutcher and Miley Cyrus in Two and a Half Men (2003)
ComedyRomance

Jake goes AWOL from the Army to spend another weekend with Missi, and Walden hires an actress to play the role of his girlfriend.Jake goes AWOL from the Army to spend another weekend with Missi, and Walden hires an actress to play the role of his girlfriend.Jake goes AWOL from the Army to spend another weekend with Missi, and Walden hires an actress to play the role of his girlfriend.

  • Director
    • James Widdoes
  • Writers
    • Chuck Lorre
    • Lee Aronsohn
    • Don Reo
  • Stars
    • Ashton Kutcher
    • Jon Cryer
    • Angus T. Jones
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    6.3/10
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    • Director
      • James Widdoes
    • Writers
      • Chuck Lorre
      • Lee Aronsohn
      • Don Reo
    • Stars
      • Ashton Kutcher
      • Jon Cryer
      • Angus T. Jones
    • 3User reviews
    • 1Critic review
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    Ashton Kutcher
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    • Walden Schmidt
    Jon Cryer
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    • Alan Harper
    Angus T. Jones
    Angus T. Jones
    • Jake Harper
    Rico E. Anderson
    Rico E. Anderson
    • M.P. Searle
    Miley Cyrus
    Miley Cyrus
    • Missi
    Conchata Ferrell
    Conchata Ferrell
    • Berta
    Lindsay Price
    Lindsay Price
    • Whitney
    Bradley Snedeker
    Bradley Snedeker
    • MP Ross
    • Director
      • James Widdoes
    • Writers
      • Chuck Lorre
      • Lee Aronsohn
      • Don Reo
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    6rawiri42

    Why couldn't Alan have died?

    Even though Two-and-a-Half Men used to be the funniest show on TV (since definitely replaced by Lorre's other effort - with Bill Prady - The Big Bang Theory), the old re-runs with Charlie are infinitely more watchable that the ones with Walden. Not that Ashton Kutcher is bad but he just ain't Charlie and, after so long with Charlie, it is hard to adjust.

    However, that is not why I was prompted to write this. What I would really like to know is, why couldn't Alan have been "killed off" instead of Charlie? That is, of course, a rhetorical question because we all know why Charlie was eliminated. But what I'm referring to is not the actor Jon Cryer but the character, Alan Harper. Actually I guess one has to admit that Jon is a great actor because he successfully makes Alan Harper the MOST loathsome character on TV or movies (and that includes Freddy Kruger and Adolf Hitler in The Rise of Evil!). For that I feel some sympathy for him (Jon, that is) because I'm pretty sure, if I ever met him, I could become an instant murderer. Maybe Charlie had some justification for putting up with his measly, sponging, whining, 0bnoxious brother simply because he WAS his brother, but why on earth would Walden? It just doesn't make sense and that tends to detract from the humour of it all.

    Yes, I laugh - because the writers are brilliant - but, at the and of every episode, I am left totally frustrated because no one has killed Alan! And I don't watch TV to get frustrated! Mr Lorre (and his co- writers) obviously know what they are doing because their work has made them VERY rich but one has to wonder what it is about audiences that allows them to put up with Alans and Sheldons. Are we all masochists after all?
    2total_blue

    worst episode ever?

    This was the most unsatisfying TAHM episode ever. I'm not sure whether it was the lame story, brainless lines by Jake or Walden, or just the incredibly annoying role of Missi.

    The characters have just become totally retarded and the story just feels totally flat and boring. Is this show heading back towards the idiotic humour we've seen before, e.g. Walden throwing Spaghetti in a restaurant around? I really hoped we passed that and the show was back on developing its surprising dirty and smart humour again.

    It's becoming an insult to anyone with even only a few braincells left, it almost hurts to watch.

    I believe seeing Charlie Sheen back on the show will not happen, but at least writers and producers put in your effort to make this a decent show and not ruining the name.

    Is one of the best series really dying now?

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    • Trivia
      The African American MP who shows up looking for Jake is wearing the rank pin on the front of his cap upside down.
    • Quotes

      Missi: So, Jake, you wanna go to your bedroom and unpack?

      Jake Harper: That's okay, I don't really have much.

      Missi: Well, then maybe you could help me unpack.

      Jake Harper: Why?

      Walden Schmidt: Dude, she's not really talking about unpacking.

      Jake Harper: Oh. Oh, okay, yeah. I could definitely go for a good unpacking.

      Missi: Well, then come on.

      [Missi drags Jake into the other room]

      Missi: Hey, maybe later we could go for a walk on the beach.

      Jake Harper: Oh, yeah.

      Walden Schmidt: She means an actual walk on the beach.

    • Connections
      References The Horse Whisperer (1998)
    • Soundtracks
      Manly Men
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      Composed by Grant Geissman, Lee Aronsohn and Chuck Lorre

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    • Release date
      • November 8, 2012 (United States)
    • Country of origin
      • United States
    • Language
      • English
    • Filming locations
      • Stage 26, Warner Brothers Burbank Studios - 4000 Warner Boulevard, Burbank, California, USA(Studio)
    • Production companies
      • Chuck Lorre Productions
      • The Tannenbaum Company
      • Warner Bros. Television
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    • Runtime
      22 minutes
    • Color
      • Color
    • Sound mix
      • Dolby Digital
    • Aspect ratio
      • 16:9 HD

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