30 Rock (TV Series)

There's No I in America (2012)

Jack McBrayer: Kenneth Parcell

Quotes 

• Kenneth Parcell : I'll never know enough to make an informed decision.

  Tracy Jordan : Informed decision? Do you think this country was founded on informed decisions?

  Kenneth Parcell : Well, of course.

  Tracy Jordan : Columbus thought he was in India! And did he worry about being wrong? No. He just called everybody Indians. And we still do it today. Why? 'Cause. You want to be an American? You fill out that ballot because you don't know what you're doing. Just like when we named this country after the fourth or fifth guy who discovered it. Amerigo Vespucci. Who cares? America.

  [Kenneth leaves, excitedly filling out his ballot] 

  Tracy Jordan : That's my boy.