New Key & Peele airs Wednesdays on Comedy Central. Sketches include a bachelor party that gets weird, and a black kid with a white penis.New Key & Peele airs Wednesdays on Comedy Central. Sketches include a bachelor party that gets weird, and a black kid with a white penis.New Key & Peele airs Wednesdays on Comedy Central. Sketches include a bachelor party that gets weird, and a black kid with a white penis.
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- Student
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- Inmate
- (uncredited)
Storyline
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- TriviaTied with S5E11 as the highest rated episode of the series.
- Quotes
Various Characters: All right, listen up, y'all. I'm y'all's substitute teacher, Mr. Garvey. I taught school for 20 years in the inner city, so don't even think about messing with me! Y'all feel me? Okay, let's take roll here. Jay-quellin.
[Nobody answers]
Various Characters: Where's Jay-quellin at? No Jay-quellin here?
[One girl raises her hand]
Various Characters: Yes?
Jacquelin: Uh, do you mean Jacquelline?
Various Characters: Okay, so that's how it's gonna be. Y'all wanna play. Okay, then. I got my eye on you Jay-quellin. "Buh-lah-kay."
[No answer]
Various Characters: Where is Buh-lah-gay at? No Buh-lah-kay here today?
[Another student raises his hand]
Various Characters: Yes, sir?
Blake: My name's Blake.
Various Characters: Are you outta your God-damned mind? "Blake?" What? Do you wanna go to war, Buh-lah-kay?
Blake: No.
Various Characters: 'Cuz we could go to war. I'm for real. So you better check yourself. "De-nice." Is there a De-nice? If one of y'all says some silly-ass name, this whole class is gonna feel my wrath. Now, De-nice.
Denise: Do you mean Denise?
Various Characters: Son of a bitch!
[Breaks his clipboard over his knees]
Various Characters: You say your name right, right now.
Denise: Denise.
Various Characters: Say it right.
Denise: Denise.
Various Characters: Correctly.
Denise: Denise.
Various Characters: Right.
Denise: De-nice.
Various Characters: That's better, thank you! Now, "Ay-ay-ron." Where are you? Where is Ay-ay-ron right now? No ay-ay-ron, huh? Well you better be sick, dead or mute Ay-ay-ron.
Aaron: Here!
[Under breath]
Aaron: Oh, man!
Various Characters: Why didn't you answer me the first time I said it?
Aaron: Huh?
Various Characters: I only said Ay-ay-ron four times, why didn't you answer one of those times?
Aaron: Because it's pronounced Aaron.
Various Characters: Son of a bitch!
[throws several pieces of lab equipment to the ground]
Various Characters: you done messed up, ay-ay-ron! You done messed UP! Now march your ass down to O'Shag-Hennessey's office and explain to him exactly what you did?
Aaron: Principal O'Shaughnessy?
Various Characters: Get outta my God-damned classroom before I break my foot off in your ass! Insubordinate, and churlish!
[Picks up his broken clipboard]
Various Characters: Ti-mo-thy.
- ConnectionsReferenced in AniMat's Crazy Cartoon Cast: Mushroom Kingdom, Here We Come! (2022)
- SoundtracksKey and Peele Theme Song
(uncredited)
Written by Reggie Watts
Performed by Reggie Watts
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- Runtime22 minutes