Susan Chuang credited as playing...
Mrs. Lee
- [Cat, Robbie, and Tori are eating at Nozu]
- Robbie Shapiro: OK. So tell me. How do girls put on skirts? Do you do it one leg at a time like pants or do you just jump right in?
- Tori Vega: One leg at a time!
- Cat Valentine: I jump right in.
- [Cat takes a bite of her food. Mrs. Lee approaches Cat, Robbie, and Tori holding a bowl]
- Mrs. Lee: Excuse me, Robbie Shapiro?
- Robbie Shapiro: Yes?
- Mrs. Lee: This is for you.
- [Mrs. Lee places the bowl in front of Robbie]
- Mrs. Lee: It's a special tempura ice cream dessert just for Robbie. It's free.
- [Robbie grabs the bowl. Robbie tastes the dessert]
- Tori Vega: Ooh! Can I have one?
- Mrs. Lee: No.
- Robbie Shapiro: So good, but why the free dessert?
- Mrs. Lee: Because you are the Hambone King!
- [Tori is concerned]
- Robbie Shapiro: Oh, you, uh, you saw my video?
- Mrs. Lee: Yes, on theslap.com. You hambone like a champion!
- Robbie Shapiro: Oh.
- [Robbie smiles. Robbie waves Mrs. Lee off. Mrs. Lee notices Kwakoo nervously hiding]
- Mrs. Lee: Kwakoo. Don't be shy. Come over here.
- [Kwakoo nervously approaches. Referring to Robbie]
- Mrs. Lee: Kwakoo, just ask him.
- Kwakoo: Mr. Hambone King?
- Tori Vega: Oh.
- Kwakoo: May I have your autograph?
- [Kwakoo places a pen and a pad in front of Robbie. Cat laughs. Robbie smiles]
- Cat Valentine: That's so cute!
- Robbie Shapiro: Sure you can, Kwakoo.
- [Robbie grabs the pen and pad. Kwakoo nervously laughs. Mrs. Lee calms Kwakoo down. Robbie writes his autograph on the pad with the pen]
- Robbie Shapiro: Here you go.
- [Robbie hands back the pen and pad back to Kwakoo. Kwakoo grabs the pen and pad. Kwakoo walks off]
- Mrs. Lee: Bye bye, Hambone King.
- [Mrs. Lee gently slaps Robbie on his left cheek. Mrs. Lee walks off. Tori sighs. Tori takes a drink of her beverage]
- Tori Vega: I'm gonna go to the restroom.
- [Tori walks off]
- Robbie Shapiro: Huh.
- [to Cat]
- Robbie Shapiro: Wonder why it's called a restroom.
- Cat Valentine: Yeah. It's not like people take naps on toilets.
- [Outside of Nozu, Mrs. Lee hands over a plate of sushi to Merl and Jarold]
- Merl: Thanks!
- [about Jarold]
- Mrs. Lee: When he become a world famous hambone man, you talk about my restaurant when you go on the Jimmy Fallon show!
- [Mrs. Lee enters Nozu. To the group]
- Merl: Hey! Looks like Shapiro ain't gonna show up.
- André Harris: Yeah. Well I say hey, Robbie'll be here. You can count on that.
- [to Andre]
- Beck Oliver: Do you really think he's comin'?
- André Harris: I have no idea.
- Merl: Well he's late. Me and the king gotta catch...
- [Tori and Robbie arrive. The crowd applaud and cheer]
- Tori Vega: Hey idiots! You wanna talk or hambone?
- [the crowd applaud and cheer]
- Jarold Ardbeg: Tori Vega.
- Tori Vega: What up, Jarold?
- Jarold Ardbeg: You still mad about me and Susie McAllen?
- [Jarold and Merl laugh meanly. The crowd react]
- Tori Vega: You still pick your nose and eat it?
- [the crowd react. To Jarold, about Tori]
- Merl: Don't waste your breath on her, king.
- Tori Vega: Oh. Hi, Merl. I see you're still sniffin' Jarold's butt!
- [Merl gets angry]
- Merl: Hey! That was a dare!
- [the crowd react. Andre and Beck try to get Merl to back away]
- André Harris: Hey, hey!
- Tori Vega: Oh!
- Beck Oliver: Easy, blondie, easy.
- [Merl backs away. To Jade]
- Cat Valentine: This hambone battle is really scary.
- Jade West: We're about to watch two nerds compete by slapping themselves. I think we'll be OK.
- [Jade smiles. To Jarold and Merl]
- Tori Vega: Jarold can go first.
- Jarold Ardbeg: All right. It's on.
- [Robbie laughs]
- Robbie Shapiro: Like a game of Mahjong.
- [Everyone looks at Robbie in confusion. To Robbie]
- Tori Vega: Please. Let me do the cool talk.
- [Beck grabs Robbie's jacket off Robbie. Beck shakes the jacket. The crowd encourage Robbie. Jarold and Robbie both sit down. To Robbie]
- Cat Valentine: Good luck, Robbie.