Spenser McNeil en el papel de...
Reuben Rand
- Jay Pritchett: Hey, you never told me if you hit those kids with that egg.
- Gloria Delgado-Pritchett: They blended into the crowd, but there was a slow one with them. He couldn't run so fast, and I nailed him pretty good.
- Reuben Rand: [in a bathroom with Manny, who has egg in his hair] I warned you.
- Manny Delgado: Okay, Rueben.
- Reuben Rand: Where are your cool friends now? Not Q-tipping your ear, that's for sure.
- Manny Delgado: Okay, Reuben!
- Reuben Rand: This is why I never hang out with cool kids.
- Manny Delgado: Yeah, you rejected them, shortly after you and your mom roller danced at the talent show.
- Reuben Rand: Oh, we were robbed.
- Manny Delgado: Couldn't have been the song you picked. 'Wing Beneath My W-'
- [Reuben jobs him with the Q-tip]
- Manny Delgado: Ow!
- Ted Durkas: Heard you pulled the fire alarm today and got us out of that test. Good job.
- Manny Delgado: Thanks, Mr. Durkas.
- Ted Durkas: You know what? You don't need to call me that anymore. Anyway, we're all meeting at the playground at 8:00 and heading out, if you want to join.
- [Walks away]
- Luke Dunphy: You're totally going to that.
- Reuben Rand: Yeah, if you want to ruin your reputation.
- Luke Dunphy: You're finally gonna be in with the cool kids.
- Reuben Rand: You need to talk at the school assembly on Monday and apologize to all the teachers.
- Luke Dunphy: [Scoffing] Teachers. More like public sector parasites.
- Reuben Rand: Be strong, Manny.
- Luke Dunphy: Be smart. Adventures, parties.
- Reuben Rand: Juvie, hearthache.
- Luke Dunphy: Girls!
- Reuben Rand: But not the kind we want.
- Manny Delgado: They're all the kind we want! Mr. Dur--
- [Begins to chase after him]
- Manny Delgado: Conrad!