- Cathy Jamison: I don't know what to do about Dad.
- Sean Tolkey: Fuck Dad.
- Cathy Jamison: It's like an automated response with you.
- Sean Tolkey: Fuck, yeah. Asshole.
- Cathy Jamison: I need to call him.
- Sean Tolkey: Fuck him!
- Cathy Jamison: We haven't even talked to him since we went to his house last year and told him off. I mean, he doesn't even know I'm sick.
- Sean Tolkey: He's not even an asshole. He's the whole ass.
- Sean Tolkey: Holy fuck, Ray. If your head's that far up your ass, you should be able to kiss your kidney goodbye on its way out.
- Cathy Jamison: Adam will be with you the whole time in the hospital. You'll do great.
- Sean Tolkey: Unless I die on the table.
- Andrea Jackson: Say something fast so those aren't your last words.
- Sean Tolkey: Oh... Gloria Steinem's tits.
- Adam Jamison: Okay, I said you could use my laptop, not read out loud from it.
- Sean Tolkey: I'm in crisis mode, my boy. I got to school my kidney on the lefty world before it ends up embedded in a right-wing asshole.