Divorce Texas Style (2016) User Reviews

You'll LOVE it if have an intellectual Sense of Humor

[octdr-869-788655 · 7/10 · 10 December 2015]

These are full-grown adults playing full-contact adult Reindeer games and it gets down right nasty at times, with a wickedly-crooked quarter-cheek devilish grin. The women in this indie are sexy-sexy-bad-girls and smartasses. The men, deserve what they get when they screw with women with brains...and butts. But yet the men are, well charming and playful for most of the film.

There's nothing more enticing than a little fantasy now and then. It makes the relationship an itty-bitty more chipper in the hot-and-cozy- sack.

It left me wanton...and moist.

Comedy---Surprises around every scene!!

[glynace · 9/10 · 1 September 2013]

Such a great script! I LOVED the very idea of the plot, and I laughed out loud over and over--even at MYSELF!! It's very entertaining, FUNNY, true to things that happen all over Texas, true to Texas language usage, and overall a very solid script! The couples were well-matched, (I really loved seeing the interactions between Sal Landi and Ruth Aguilar!) and all of the actors' chemistry was obvious and their acting believable. I think everyone will get a kick and a good feeling out of: the story line, the scene action, and the outcome of this movie and will be chuckling to themselves over it for days! Great, informed, genuine acting! The men seem to think and act like MEN, and the women seem to think and act like real WOMEN. I say "GO see it" in the theatre or watch for it on TV!

Witty, clever story-lines, with seduction at it's core

[ArmandoRodriquezStudios · 9/10 · 18 October 2019]

It was viciously clever and absurd at various moments which triggered giggles and guttural chuckles throughout the film's last act. The farcical tale started out pseudo normal then blossomed into a fully ripe candied and colorful bowl of hot green pepper salsa with crispy red cayenne powdered blue corn chips! Hot and nasty. Quick, fetch me a glass of Tennessee blend Jack Daniels Whiskey with a blue moon chaser! Divorce, claims to be shot in Texas, but I didn't see much of what looked like Texas outdoors, other than that of the Lake included in the steamy scenery. If ice cubes could talk, then the tongues that were licking them would melt faster than an ice-cream sandwich on a high-dessert summer's day! There's plenty of innuendo regarding cheating, screwing, doing, brewing, luring, seducing and shooting. Everyone knows everything's bigger in Texas, hence the bodacious curves and bosoms of all of the ladies involved. The men as usual, were all in heat, for sweet, for meat, for treats and for tricks. Happy Halloween!

Never watch this !!!

[igor-82-776606 · 1/10 · 6 July 2018]

Never watch this !!! Not funny at all. Stupid script, bad acting.