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Digital Estate Planning (2012)

Danny Pudi: Abed Nadir

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• Troy Barnes , Abed Nadir : Troy and Abed shooting lava!

• Abed Nadir : I'm gonna stay here in the village with Hilda and help her rebuild her life.

  Britta Perry : Abed, she's a programme.

  Abed Nadir : People have said similar things about me.

• Troy Barnes : You still talking to this girl?

  Abed Nadir : Yeah. She only has three moods that you activate with basic patterns of stimulus. I've never felt this way before.

• Abed Nadir : This is my family. Baby Abed has my eyes and her bonnet. Each baby is capable of executing custom code, which means you can write a code that makes one baby tell another baby what to do, much like real children on a playground.

  Annie Edison : Oh, Abed, but...

  Jeff Winger : Annie, let's find the tin man's heart later. Abed, how much stuff do you have here and what can we make with it?

  Abed Nadir : That depends.

  Jeff Winger : On?

  Abed Nadir : On what you can imagine.

  Abed's Babies : Cool, cool, cool.

• Abed Nadir : h, if you Max out a character's trust and affection levels, you can gain access to a front-End scripting language. Watch.

  [Taps on Hilda, runs through various options until ""Make babyabed"] 

  Abed's Babies : [Appears from Hilda]  Cool cool cool.

  Abed Nadir : She can make babies for me.

  Troy Barnes : Oh, and I can't?

  [Sadly] 

  Troy Barnes : I can't.

• Troy Barnes : Um... Jeff, you just murdered Annie.

  Jeff Winger : Well, better than doing nothing!

  Abed Nadir : I'm not sure that's the case.