Nolan Gould nel ruolo di...
Luke Dunphy
- Luke Dunphy: He's having an ass-ectomy. I hear things.
- Haley Dunphy: You're getting your tonsils out?
- Alex Dunphy: Ugh! This family needs a dumbass-ectomy.
- Alex Dunphy: What's with all the yogurt?
- Luke Dunphy: Shh! Durkas has been breaking into my locker. But I've got a little revenge planned.
- Alex Dunphy: Sorry. I just remembered I don't really care.
- Luke Dunphy: [Claire has accidentally set off the yogurt trap in his school locker] Mom?
- Claire Dunphy: Luke!
- Luke Dunphy: What are you doing?
- Claire Dunphy: I was dropping off your science project.
- Luke Dunphy: Not to my locker! When are you ever gonna stop embarrassing me?