How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)

Trilogy Time (2012)

Michael Gladis: Chester

Quotes 

• Veronica : Chester, you're not even dressed, the reservation is in 15 minutes!

  Chester : [By the window with binoculars]  Shh! He's back! Every night, at exactly 8:00pm, the well dressed blonde man appears

  [Through the window we see it is Barney] 

  Veronica : Chuck and Dianne are going to be waiting.

  Chester : [Freaking out]  You don't understand! Every night he does this! Every. Single. Night. He steps out of his building, walks exactly seven paces, stops, and SMILES.

  Veronica : Honey, I'm worried about you.

  Chester : Is he trying to communicate with someone? Is is he trying to communicate with ME? WHY IS HE DOING THIS.

  Robin Scherbatsky : [Cut to the gang in the bar]  But, aside from not being able to fart in the apartment, how's living with Quinn?