Criminal Minds (TV Series)

God Complex (2012)

Kirsten Vangsness: Penelope Garcia

Quotes 

• Penelope Garcia : Well, my friends, you're heading to New Mexico, but pack your thermals, 'cause this case will make you go "brr"

  [imitates cold shiver] 

• Dr. Spencer Reid : Garcia, is the resin biodegradable?

  Penelope Garcia : As a matter of fact, yes. How is it you know everything?

• Dr. Spencer Reid : [On his mobile]  Garcia, I actually need something else. Can you tell me where the nearest payphone is.

  Penelope Garcia : Sorry?

  Dr. Spencer Reid : A payphone, like a phone you pay to make phone calls on.

  Penelope Garcia : Oh my sweet analog Luddite! That is what your cell is for.

  Dr. Spencer Reid : Garcia, please.

  Penelope Garcia : Okay. Someone is being mysterious. Eh, that's gonna take me a second. Pay phones have gone the way of the Dodo birds. They don't show up on Google maps.

  Dr. Spencer Reid : All right, try local telecoms.

  Penelope Garcia : Yes, I know, I'm doing that right now. And there is one five miles away, just texted it to your cell phone, which you can also use to call people.

  Dr. Spencer Reid : Thank you so much.