- Meredith: This song is for all you girls out there with moustaches. Just know that one day you'll find your group of weirdos and your magical Darren Crisses and you are cool.
- Joe: I felt like a Russian villain. Every day I made this joke, I said, "ve are loading de varheads. James Bond cannot stop us this time."
- Joe: Oh, if it isn't Brian, my most trusted of compatriots! What's up?
- Brian: I'll tell you what's up, Joe. A big something. And that something is called I've got a bone to pick with you, mon frere.
- Joe: But, my brother, what bone could you possibly have to pick with me?
- Brian: I've got a problem with the way you sleep!