"Criminal Minds" The Pact (TV Episode 2012) - Matthew Gray Gubler as Dr. Spencer Reid

Penelope Garcia : [badgering Rossi about his unused vacation days] Everyone likes vacation.

David Rossi : Vacations are overrated.

Dr. Spencer Reid : Didn't you take a vacation two years ago?

David Rossi : Luckily, two days in I was called back.

Penelope Garcia : Yeah, and now he's got thirty-one days.

Alex Blake : A month?

Dr. Spencer Reid : You know, sunshine is an essential source of Vitamin D. You should go to Florida and get some sunshine.

David Rossi : That's for old guys.

Derek Morgan : What about a safari in Africa?

David Rossi : Too hot.

Dr. Spencer Reid : How about Italy?

David Rossi : Too many relatives.
Alex Blake : Can we rewind for a second? Is... is it possible to kill someone in San Diego and then drive two and a half hours up to L.A. and then do it again?

Dr. Spencer Reid : If you drove a V8 engine with a single plane crankshaft 80 miles per hour in good traffic, you took the I-5 to the 405 to the 10 east, got off on La Cienega, went right on Washington, north on Vermont, and then snuck up Selma using the back alley, you could do it in an hour, 42 minutes, and still have time for tacos.

Alex Blake : [to JJ, stunned] Wow.

Jennifer 'JJ' Jareau : Yeah.
Dr. Spencer Reid : Actually, dragging is steeped in English history. Back in the 11th century, drawing and quartering was a common form of punishment, and in fact, they would also disembowel and behead the victims when they were done with them.

Matthew Gray Gubler: Dr. Spencer Reid