Jessie (TV Series)

The Whining (2012)

Kevin Chamberlin: Bertram

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Quotes 

• Jessie Prescott : [Bertram has just entered the room, dressed as a werewolf, while she was trying to write her scary story. Bertram howls like a wolf, but she's not buying it]  Bertram, quit trying to scare me with your teddy bear costume!

  Bertram : [through costume]  I'm not a teddy bear! I'm a werewolf!

  [takes werewolf mask off] 

  Bertram : Werewolves used to be scary! I blame Taylor Lautner.

  Jessie Prescott : Bertram, quit the whining! And don't *ever* speak ill of Tay-Laut!

  Bertram : How come I'm not scary anymore? Maybe I should put on spooky zombie makeup like you.

  Jessie Prescott : I'm not wearing any zombie makeup!

  Bertram : [shrieks]  That's your face?

  [gives up and tosses the mask] 

  Bertram : I can't compete with that, I give up on Halloween.